![]() “If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”Ĥ8. That’s “god” spelled backward with a little bit of you (U) wrapped up in it.”Ĥ6. “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”Ĥ5. “You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”Ĥ4. “Is your name Katrina? ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!”Ĥ3. “Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? Me!”Ĥ2. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”Ĥ1. “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”Ĥ0. “Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!”ģ9. “Are you African? Because you’re a-frican babe.”ģ8. “Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”ģ7. “Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?”ģ6. “Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.”ģ5. “Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?”ģ3. “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”ģ2. “Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”ģ1. “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”ģ0. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”Ģ7. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!”Ģ6. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”Ģ4. “Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!”Ģ3. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”Ģ1. “Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”Ģ0. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”ġ9. “For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. “My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”ġ8. “Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”ġ7. ![]() “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”ġ6. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”ġ4. “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”ġ3. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”ġ2. “Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I’m stalking you.”ġ1. ![]() “Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”ġ0. “Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”ĩ. “Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”Ĩ. “Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”ħ. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”Ħ. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”ĥ. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”Ĥ. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”ģ. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”Ģ.
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